Who’s
Calling Who A Nincompoop?
In watching effects, if only of an electric battery, it is
often necessary to change our place and examine a particular
mixture or group at some distance from the point where the
movement we are interested in was set up. The group I am moving
towards is at Caleb Garth's breakfast-table in the large parlour
where the maps and desk were: father, mother, and five of
the children. Mary was just now at home waiting for a situation,
while Christy, the boy next to her, was getting cheap learning
and cheap fare in Scotland, having to his father's disappointment
taken to books instead of that sacred calling "business".
The letters had come -- nine costly letters, for which the
postman had been paid three and twopence, and Mr Garth was
forgetting his tea and toast while he read his letters and
laid them open one above the other, sometimes swaying his
head slowly, sometimes screwing up his mouth in inward debate,
but not forgetting to cut off a large red seal unbroken, which
Letty snatched up like an eager terrier.
The talk among the rest went on unrestrainedly, for nothing
disturbed Caleb's absorption except shaking the table when
he was writing.
Two letters of the nine had been for Mary. After reading them,
she had passed them to her mother, and sat playing with her
tea-spoon absently, till with a sudden recollection she returned
to her sewing, which she had kept on her lap during breakfast.
"Oh, don't sew, Mary!" said Ben, pulling her arm
down. "Make me a peacock with this bread-crumb."
He had been kneading a small mass for this purpose.
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"No, no, Mischief!" said Mary, good-humouredly,
while she pricked his hand lightly with her needle. "Try
and mould it yourself: you have seen me do it often enough.
I must get this sewing done. It is for Rosamond Vincy: she
is to be married next week, and she can't be married without
this handkerchief." Mary ended merrily, amused with her
last notion.
"Why can't she, Mary?" said Letty, seriously interested
in this mystery, and pushing her head so close to her sister
that Mary now turned the threatening needle towards Letty's
nose.
"Because this is one of a dozen, and without it there
would only be eleven," said Mary, with a grave air of
explanation, so that Letty sank back with a sense of knowledge.
"Have you made up your mind, my dear," said Mrs
Garth, laying the letters down.
"I shall go to the school at York," said Mary. "I
am less unfit to teach in a school than in a family. I like
to teach classes best. And, you see, I must teach: there is
nothing else to be done."
"Teaching seems to me the most delightful work in the
world," said Mrs Garth, with a touch of rebuke in her
tone. "I could understand your objection to it if you
had not knowledge enough, Mary, or if you disliked children."
"I suppose we never quite understand why another dislikes
what we like, mother," said Mary, rather curtly. "I
am not fond of a school-room: I like the outside world better.
It is a very inconvenient fault of mine."
"It must be very stupid to be always in a girls"
school," said Alfred, "Such a set of nincompoops,
like Mrs Ballard's pupils walking two and two."
"And they have no games worth playing at," said
Jim. "They can neither throw nor leap. I don't wonder
at Mary's not liking it."
"What is that Mary doesn't like, eh?" said the father,
looking over his spectacles and pausing before he opened his
next letter.
"Being among a lot of nincompoop girls," said Alfred.
Every limit is a beginning as well as an ending. Who can quit
young lives after being long in company of them, and not desire
to know what befell them in their after-years? For the fragment
of a life, however typical, is not the sample of an even web:
promises may not be kept, and an ardent outset may be followed
by declension; latent powers may find their long-waited opportunity;
a past error may urge a grand retrieval.
Marriage, which has been the bourne of so many narratives,
is still a great beginning, as it was to Adam and Eve, who
kept their honeymoon in Eden, but had their first little one
among the thorns and thistles of the wilderness. It is still
the beginning of the home epic -- the gradual conquest or
irremediable loss of that complete union which makes the advancing
years a climax, and age the harvest of sweet memories in common.
Some set out, like Crusaders of old, with a glorious equipment
of hope and enthusiasm, and get broken by the way, wanting
patience with each other and the world.
from Middlemarch
By George Eliot